Post by Super Jared on Apr 6, 2007 0:13:19 GMT -5
This is about the creation of the Waffle Warriors. Ignore any fictitious stories in Mrs. Morrow's classroom, this is the TRUE story.
Super Jared:
After eating many lead paint chips Jared Welch thought that it was a perfect day for a swim. As he was walking down the street to go to the pool he noticed a pimpin bird bath. So he said "Haha while everyone else is at the pool crowding it I'll be the only one trying out the awesome tub of jello pool. But what he didn't know was that this jello vat which was 100 ft tall & wide wasn't a jello vat it was actually a toxic waste vat. After taking a half hour swim Jared became the heroic hero Super Jared!!! He (tries to) save the little furry animals of the forest, which always die. Unfortunately he is very easily distracted, so he spends most of the day running into brick walls, billboards, and pretty much anything that can cause further head injury.
Big Griff the Mighty:
After meeting Super Jared, Griffin was offered a doughnut from Krispy Kream that SJ had poisoned accidentally with his earwax, and caused Griffin to read for a living. Griff became super tall from it. He spends his day stalki- I mean following SJ.
EVIL DAVE!!!:
After moving out of his mothers basement, which was filled with Evil Rats, Evil Dave decides to follow the Evil path of Evilness. On the way, he accidentally falls into a vat of cow lard, but he remained Evil. Also on the path he killed Mr. Koolaid (the stupid jug of juice) and ate a Snickers. Evil Dave partied with his Evil Frat House brothers from the Gamma Evil Gamma House. After that, he went and was Evil at Southeast Middle School, where he encountered a fool who ran into things and a freakishly tall midget who liked books too much. So now he spends his days being Evil around those two because Waffles taste good.
Super Jared:
After eating many lead paint chips Jared Welch thought that it was a perfect day for a swim. As he was walking down the street to go to the pool he noticed a pimpin bird bath. So he said "Haha while everyone else is at the pool crowding it I'll be the only one trying out the awesome tub of jello pool. But what he didn't know was that this jello vat which was 100 ft tall & wide wasn't a jello vat it was actually a toxic waste vat. After taking a half hour swim Jared became the heroic hero Super Jared!!! He (tries to) save the little furry animals of the forest, which always die. Unfortunately he is very easily distracted, so he spends most of the day running into brick walls, billboards, and pretty much anything that can cause further head injury.
Big Griff the Mighty:
After meeting Super Jared, Griffin was offered a doughnut from Krispy Kream that SJ had poisoned accidentally with his earwax, and caused Griffin to read for a living. Griff became super tall from it. He spends his day stalki- I mean following SJ.
EVIL DAVE!!!:
After moving out of his mothers basement, which was filled with Evil Rats, Evil Dave decides to follow the Evil path of Evilness. On the way, he accidentally falls into a vat of cow lard, but he remained Evil. Also on the path he killed Mr. Koolaid (the stupid jug of juice) and ate a Snickers. Evil Dave partied with his Evil Frat House brothers from the Gamma Evil Gamma House. After that, he went and was Evil at Southeast Middle School, where he encountered a fool who ran into things and a freakishly tall midget who liked books too much. So now he spends his days being Evil around those two because Waffles taste good.